October 2nd 2009
RULE #10: Always follow the rules in ZOMBIELAND or you die.
RULE #9: Notice the small things, it makes all the difference.
RULE #8: Attachments can be fatal in ZOMBIELAND. No one is called by their real name, everyone's name is the city they are from, or trying to get to.
RULE #7: Brutally killing Zombies with a banjo looks fun.
RULE #6: But killing Zombies is always more fun in a theme park.
RULE #5: You may tip Zombie strippers with your brains in ZOMBIELAND
RULE #4: Horde Twinkies® now, they will be scarce in ZOMBIELAND.
RULE #3: One of the best parts of ZOMBIELAND is the celebrity cameo.
RULE #2: It is more likely you will die laughing than getting eaten in ZOMBIELAND.
RULE #1: See ZOMBIELAND.